Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Andrew Jackson was one of the most extreme paper-currency-hating presidents we've had. He completely dismantled the national bank of his time, banned the use of paper currency to purchase land, and now? He's on the $20 bill.

That's over 8 billion little metaphorical middle fingers currently in circulation around the world, completely unbeknownst to most. It took almost a hundred years for the treasury department to get back at Jackson, but man, they got him good.

Knees and Toes Body Wash

P&G should make a body wash called "Knees and Toes" to go with their "Head and Shoulders" shampoo.

Alphabet

The word "Alphabet" comes from the Greek letters alpha and beta, the first two letters of their alphabet. Since we don't use the Greek letters, why isn't our alphabet just called the "Ab" or "Abe"?

Panhandling in a Post-Banknote Economy

Will begging die out when everyone only carries credit cards?

Tobacco Juggernaut

In 2010, the combined profits of the six leading tobacco companies was U.S. $35.1 billion, equal to the combined profits of Coca-Cola, Microsoft, and McDonald’s in the same year.